Grammarians of the world unite! We shall march under a banner resplendent with a picture of our beloved leader, the venerable Lynne Truss – Our Lady of the Immaculate Apostrophe – brandishing our holy book, 'Eats, Shoots and Leaves'. Will you join me?*
*If your answer is in the affirmative, please bring a heavy duty marking pen with you, to correct any grammatically incorrect signage that we come across in our march. There will surely be several ...
